Vista and its relation to Doom 3

As mentioned in countless blurbs about Vista, there exists a new component called the UAC (User Account Control)* which attempts to provide some extra security in Windows by ensuring that no one, not even people with administrator rights, can access a lot of the core Window files without setting off some sort of alarm or trigger. A nuisance to be sure but one I am personally willing to put up with considering this is Windows we are talking about after all.

It just so happens that the UAC is also the acronym for Union Aerospace Corporation (UAC), the megacorporation from Doom 3 the unleashes the portal to Hell. While such a connection is tenuous at best and down right ludicrous at its face value, I don't think such threats can be ignored and can only lead to one conclusion: Microsoft will one day attempt to colonize Mars and subsequently open the gateway to Hell in an attempt to become even more sinister. Some might say this is a bunch of F.U.D., but when that imp is one day chewing on your arm and uses your fingers to clean his teeth, you'll be thinking to yourself right before you black out from blood loss, "Should've listened to Sphinx, man. Should've listened to him." But hey what are you going to do, use a Mac? I know that's crazy talk, too and it doesn't really help since a Mac can now run XP. No one is safe except for those hardcore VAX and AS/400 users I suppose and they're so weak and decrepit they pretty much are already dead and unable to put up a fight.

It is probably posts like this which make you blogaholics actually consider going back outdoors, or communicating with real people, or posting to alt.suidice USENET groups, doesn't it?

* I mistyped that the first time around. My bad.