5/09/2007

Welcome to 1998!

Why am I welcoming you to nine years ago because somehow, in some way, a rift in space time occurred resulting in new news about Daikatana. Now why would a phenomenon that up until now was considered only a theoretical possibility decide to send back to us something as awful as this game rather than say the fetus of Hitler or bin Laden so we could abort them can only lead to one explanation: The future hates us and somehow John Romero has taken over the universe and is doing this out of a vengeful spite. We can save the future people. I know we might have missed our chance a few years ago after Doom 2 but we can stop the future from happening. Find him, make it impossible for more Daikatana news to appear.

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