A Boy and his Dog, aka Fallout 3

As a kid I played Wasteland but never played Fallout. But, I read about how Fallout 3 was pretty good so I took some money and purchased it. This game really needs to be good considering I used the money I had set aside for a game and bought this rather than Red Alert 3 or Left4Dead. Steam just finished downloading it so I guess I'll check it out tonight or tomorrow.

Plus, the long national nightmare is over. I dropped my EQ2 account finally. It expires at the end of the month. To make a clean and total break I just might auction my account on the Sony Store and see how much I can get for a raid geared healer. Who knows, might get $50 or something.

Violent video games make me violent

Violent video games make me violent apparently. Why I'm so mad I might just go hop in a car and run over some people, GTA4 style. Other violent things I will admit to having done:

1. Strapped a Post-it note on my crotch which has a smiley faced on it. Wore body armor and fired grenades at people with each explosion resulting in me yelling out "KA-BEWM!" in a Scottish brogue.

2. Airdropping out of a Blackhawk UH-60 then commandeering a tank and blowing up planes on the landing strip. I have then teabagged the corpses. Ferociously.

3. Starting World War III.

4. Lost all my memories only to find out that I'm an ultra-powerful Jedi who was once a dark Sith Lord. I then rounded up a band of miscreants including an assassin protocol droid and traipsed across the universe killing all those who stood in my way.

Oh my crimes against other humans are epic and I should be locked away or given Ritalin. Or both, whatever. Kids are dumb and violent who need strong parental controls. Less coddlin', more paddlin', plus there are ratings on the game so pay attention.

What violent crimes have you committed? Post 'em in the comments!