Teabagging for Jesus

Now dang it you crazy conservatives quit stealing the cool stuff. What do I mean by this? Basically the entire teabagging thing has stolen a term for an action which my friends and I thoroughly enjoy performing when playing online shooters. It's irrevrant, humorous, and pretty childish but since we all act like drunken frat boys when playing games it never ceases to cause us giggles when a ferocious teabagging occurs particularly against snipers as they are the lowest of the low and deserve nothing man sac. In fact our unofficial clan was called [TfJ] (Teabagging for Jesus) because if you are going to drop to your knees in holy prayer, there might as well be someones face full of your nuts.

After a while we started naming the dang things as the skillset we acquired needed to be recognized. There was the worm (jump, crouch, dive on the face), the flying squirrel (jump off a building and land on their face), the Ron Jeremy (parachute down onto their face nice and slow), and of course the tea and crumpets (two man teabagging, no sword play allowed). Teabagging with vehicles was of course authorized and encourged after we figured out how to make the walker vehicles in BF2142 go into a prone position.

Otherwise, sorry I haven't posted in a while, my digital crack affliction came back and has been entertaining me with shiny new loot