Dear $20, we have to part ways

Dear $20 in my bank account:

Well, we had some good times with me getting your cousins and relatives in there to pay bills and you sitting there collecting no interest and helping me cover monthly bank fees but now it's time to part ways. Now don't take it personal bud, but with Serious Sam: The Second Encounter coming out, I think you'd be better used there than in my account.  I mean you understand, right? 

Hey don't worry, I'm sure we'll keep in touch and see each other again real soon and all though. 

Take care,

Sphinx